LOU DOBBS: The chicken was an illegal alien chicken running across the road to escape capture by the first brigade soldiers protecting America, in violation of Posse Comitatus, thank GOD. It was red.ĭRUDGE REPORT: The chicken shown below was funded by liberal democrats Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi with $10 million in fundingīILL O'REILLY: The chicken was running from a rapist, but she was a liberal chicken slut, so who cares if the road was a three-laner with high traffic. PROTESTERS: We protested the unsafe chicken crossing the road from our protest cage a mile away.įOX NEWS: The chicken was obviously a communist chicken. ![]() MAINSTREAM MEDIA The chicken crossed the road with Brittany Spears and a missing Siamese twin after separation sugery, and was almost hit by an SUV pursued by police cars, with helicopters transmitting images of the event.ĪLTERNATIVE MEDIA: A chicken, funded by big oil, big Pharma and pork barrel legislation promoted by lobbyists, crossed to the right side of the road. TED STEVENS: The chicken crossed the Alaskan road, and the bridge which I funded with benchmarks for $250 million.ĭIEBOLD VOTING MACHINE: There were 200 hundred chickens that crossed the road (from the town of 100 chickens) and they were all Republicans No-one else will.ĭICK CHENEY: Sorry about shooting the farmer helping the chicken cross the road.ĬOLIN POWELL: On the left side of the satellite image you can clearly see the mobile kitchen threatening to cook the chicken crossing the road.ĪLBERTO GONZALES What chicken? I can't remember.īILL CLINTON: I don't know why that chicken was holding a cigar while crossing.ĪL GORE: Due to global warming the chicken was cooked by the time it crossed the road. BUSH: That chicken is part of the axis of evil, but maybe it will stand and pose for a picture with me. HILLARY CLINTON: I was shot at by snipers while helping that 58 year old white chicken wearing a pantsuit cross the road. THE 110th CONGRESS: Do you mean the chicken could actually cross the road and not just sit there doing nothing? SARAH PALIN: That chicken was crossin' the road, but you betcha, I got in my state paid-for helicopter with the first dude's shotgun and blasted that liberal, godless chicken right off the road. ![]() JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, I guarantee, even if it takes 100 years, that chicken will cross the road in victory This is the chicken and crossing the road will produce the change this chicken wants.
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